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1 online resource (433 pages :) : illustrations. |
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polychrome |
| Description |
text file |
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Humor in life and letters series
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Humor in life and letters.
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| Contents |
""Cover""; ""Contents""; ""Preface""; ""Introduction""; ""Abbreviations""; ""A Word to the Wise""; ""1. Medical Terminology for the Layman""; ""2. The Electrocardial Guide""; ""3. Employee Evaluation Form""; ""4. Terms Used in Writing Fitness Reports""; ""5. A Glossary of Nautical Terms""; ""6. Useful Arabic Phrases""; ""7. Official Polish (Italian) Sex Quiz""; ""8. Definition of Diplomacy""; ""9. Hell!""; ""10. Patience""; ""11. God, Grant Me Patience""; ""12. The New Priest""; ""13. The Play""; ""14. The Pissed-Off Cowboy""; ""15. What Not to Name Your Dog""; ""16. Lost Dog"" |
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""17. Stress""""18. Twenty-six Ways to Relieve Stress""; ""19. Stress Diet""; ""20. Recipe for Stuffed Camel""; ""21. Elephant Stew""; ""22. Best Ever Rum Cake""; ""23. Fishin' Line""; ""24. In Honour of National Condom Week""; ""25. This . . . Really Bothers You""; ""26. T-Shirt Quotes""; ""Signs of the Times""; ""27. Never Try to Teach a Pig to Sing""; ""28. It's Difficult to Soar with Eagles""; ""29. The Rat Race Is Over""; ""30. Don't Drink Water""; ""31. Be Like a Duck""; ""32. A Moving Experience""; ""33. The Only Difference""; ""34. Tell Me Again""; ""35. Of Course I Want It Today"" |
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""36. Poor Planning""""37. Proper Planning""; ""38. Plan Ahead""; ""39. All Skill Is in Vain""; ""40. No Amount of Planning""; ""41. Christmas Has Been Cancelled""; ""42. The Floggings Will Continue""; ""43. When You Throw a Little Dirt""; ""44. Old Age and Treachery""; ""45. Use Your Head""; ""46. I Work Better Under Pressure!!""; ""47. Your Rush Job""; ""48. As Soon as the Rush Is Over""; ""49. We Welcome Your Problems""; ""50. We Welcome Advice""; ""51. This Office Is Open""; ""52. Employees' Cooperation""; ""53. Suppose We Refund Your Money""; ""54. Please Don't Ask for Information"" |
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""55. Answers Price List""""56. Labor Rates""; ""57. lust When I Knew All the Answers""; ""58. When I'm Right""; ""59. If We Can't Fix It""; ""60. Security is Like Virginity""; ""61. Be Sure to Work Eight Hours""; ""62. A Day Off""; ""63. I'm Tired""; ""64. This Life Is a Test""; ""65. No Physical Fitness Program""; ""66. Quitting Time""; ""67. In Case of Fire""; ""68. This Property Protected""; ""69. Be Tolerant""; ""70. People Who Think They Know Everything""; ""71. Nobody Is Perfect""; ""When Things Go Wrong""; ""72. Don't Quit""; ""73. Oh No!""; ""74. Lonesome?""; ""75. What Went Wrong"" |
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""76. God, I Love This Place""""77. I'm 51 Percent Sweetheart""; ""78. Before Work/After Work""; ""79. When I Woke Up This Morning""; ""80. So You Think You Got Troubles""; ""81. Doing the Job Alone""; ""82. The Revised Revision Revised""; ""83. Dear Mr. Jefferson""; ""84. Four Score and Seven Years Ago""; ""85. All He Rites is Buzniss""; ""86. What the Admiral Wanted""; ""87. The Way You Ordered It""; ""88. The Plan""; ""89. Problem Solving Flowsheet""; ""90. Warning!""; ""91. To Err Is Human""; ""92. I Want My Data Back""; ""93. Hit Any Key to Continue""; ""94. You'll Never Get It In"" |
| Local Note |
eBooks on EBSCOhost EBSCO eBook Subscription Academic Collection - North America |
| Subject |
Urban folklore -- United States.
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Urban folklore. |
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United States. |
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Xerography -- Folklore.
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Xerography. |
| Genre/Form |
Folklore.
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Office practice -- United States -- Folklore.
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Office practice. |
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American wit and humor.
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American wit and humor. |
| Genre/Form |
Libros electronicos.
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Electronic books.
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Electronic books.
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| Added Author |
Pagter, Carl R., 1934-
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| Other Form: |
Print version: Dundes, Alan. Never try to teach a pig to sing. Detroit : Wayne State University Press, ©1991 (DLC) 90028451 |
| ISBN |
9780814337400 (electronic book) |
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0814337406 (electronic book) |
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081432357X |
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0814323588 (paperback) |
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9780814323588 |
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