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Author Handey, Jack, 1949-

Title What I'd say to the Martians : and other veiled threats / Jack Handey.

Publication Info. New York : Hyperion, [2008]
©2008

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Location Call No. Status OPAC Message Public Note Gift Note
 Moore Stacks  PN6162 .H36 2008    Available  ---
Edition 1st ed.
Description xiii, 170 pages ; 20 cm
Contents How Things Even Out -- Job Rejection -- Thank You for Stopping -- Ideas for Paintings -- Scary Skeleton -- My Third-Best Friend -- What I'd Say to the Martians -- Lowering My Standards -- How to Prepare a Wild-Caught Rabbit for a Meal -- My Favorite Deep Thoughts -- Einstein and Capone -- My Nature Documentary -- This is No Game -- The Legend of Me --Hichhikers -- The Respect of the Men -- More Favorite Deep Thoughts -- The Draculas -- Stunned -- List of Things to Do Today -- The Greatest Fly Fisherman I Ever Knew -- Waffle and Pancake Council -- Some Funny New York Things -- Little Tiny Stories -- My First Day in Hell -- Animals All Arounds Us -- Glug-Glug-Glug -- Fuzzy Memories -- In Praise of the Human Body -- Attila the Hun's Greatest Speech -- Mount Everest -- The Voices in My Head -- My Favorite Thing -- Reintroducing Me to My Habitat -- Tattoo -- The Corrector -- How I Want to Be Remembered -- Tevevision Sketches -- Deer Heads -- Anne Boleyn -- Unforzen Cave Man Lawyer -- Toonces, the Cat Who Could Drive a Car -- Happy Fun Ball -- The Zombies vs. the Bees
Subject American wit and humor.
American wit and humor.
ISBN 9781401322663 : $14.95
1401322662